The worst season of the worst television show is over. Dallas pilot Jake Pavelka fulfilled his ABC contract by falling in love with two women and then asking the one his family hated to marry him. The worst kept secret in reality TV history is out. Jake chose Vienna, the dude.
The season finale of the Bachelor was 3 hours long, and yet there really isn't much to recap.
I only need one word (crap) to recap Monday night's 'Women Tell All' episode of the Bachelor but, in true Bachelor fashion, I'm going to stretch things out to a 37-page recap. Let us first clarify what "The Women Tell All" actually means. It means, "The Women All Talk At Once and Say Nothing". It's an awful way to spend 2 hours.
Yes. There will be a picture of Gia here next week too.
This is the worst show in the history of television.
'Passions', 'Dharma and Greg' and 'Mama's Family' all seem entertaining next to the Bachelor. You could unhinge my jaw and jam a live wolverine down my throat and I would enjoy it more than the two hours spent in front of the television every Monday night.
My wife got me a Himalayan Salt Rock Lamp for my birthday. Salt Rocks release negative ions into the air when they come into contact with moisture. I was shooing the negative ions out the window until my wife explained to me that they're a good thing.
You see, negative ions attach themselves to pollen, mold, and fart particles and destroy them without prejudice.
What do you do when you wake up at 4 in the morning and can't fall back asleep? You wake your wife up and drive 5 hours to the Algonquin Provincial Park in Ontario.
Some of you might remember from these pages my quest to find a moose. My last conquest proved futile.
Here is the link to the story..
www.wgr550.com/Elusive-Moose/2892680
Since that failed attempt, my life was a nightmare
No one likes living with regret. Think of how bad the Sabres want back four games against Atlanta. You would think I would learn from their mistake and try harder in life. Sadly, that is not the case.
My wife and I, for the first time, used one of those DVD vending machines Sunday night. The selection was vast and there was a line behind us, so we rushed to pick a movie.
I don't play the lottery, so I'll never have $100 million. Unless, I'm holding a cheeseburger and Albert Haynesworth and I are stranded in a desert. Then I could sell the cheeseburger to him for $100 million. It pays to always have a cheeseburger somewhere on your person.
As sports fans, we're no stranger to these ludicrous deals given to athletes.
'The Bachelor' has narrowed his choice down to 2 girls. But, instead of ending the show like any network with an ounce of compassion would, ABC always decides to drag their season out one more episode with 'The Women Tell All' week. That's when all of the hoochies come back for one last stab at attention before fading out of the public eye; unless, of course, one of the girls gets arrested.
Here is a Power-Ranking of the injuries I'd least like to witness or suffer.
This topic came about while Mike Schopp and the Bulldog were discussing Thomas Vanek's recent fractured jaw. Mike seemed to think a broken face is the worst pain you could experience. Chris wanted nothing to do with re-habbing a torn achilles tendon.
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