Picks No One Cares About

Mike Schopp and the Bulldog are, get this, tied! They're tied. In a gripping, dramatic picks battle that could determine the fate of the nation, they're tied.

Anything goes from here on out. I'll be watching this unfold through my fingers. That's how nervous I am.

It's very liberating typing words when you know no one will ever see them because no one reads this article. I pick my nose like it's my job. I don't even care if someone is watching me through their rearview mirror. What am I supposed to do, stop? I can't stop. I won't stop. You can't stop me.

Here are the picks:

Schopp
Chicago -3.5          at TENN
Baltimore -3.5       at CLEV
Minnesota +4.5     at SEATTLE
Bills +10.5             at HOUSTON

College
OK St   +8.5            at KANSAS ST.

Bulldog
GREEN BAY -11     over Arizona
Chicago -3.5           at TENN
Detroit -4                  at JACKSONVILLE
Denver  -3.5             at CINCY

College
Oregon -8               at USC