Picks! (Not that you care)

Mike Schopp and the Bulldog pick games and Bulldog went 5-and-0 last week. You know this because you hung on his every word last Friday and then watched the games and shouted, "Bulldog's teams are winning! He's going to go 5-and-0!"

That didn't happen.

None of this happened. This article isn't even happening because you're not reading it and life is meaningless.
 

As I die, my family will gather around my hospital bed, nervous and concerned. They'll offer support and love. My wife will hold my trembling hand. My kids will cry. I'll motion for them to move in close as I push the final breath out of my mouth and the word "picks" will exit my lungs and echo through the ages.

Here are da picks:

Bulldog
Giants -4             at CINCY
Denver -4            at CAROLINA
Atlanta -2             at NEW ORLEANS
NEW ENGLAND -11 over Buffalo
College
TENN       -3          over Missouri

Schopp
Buffalo +11           over NE
MIAMI -6                over Tennessee
MINN +2              over Detroit

CHICAGO -2        at   Houston             

College
Eastern Michigan -2.5 over CENT. MICHIGAN