Toy Hall of Fame Rejection Committee
Mike Schopp and the Bulldog have cleaned out the Baseball, Football, Rock and Roll and Hockey Halls of Fame. Next up is the Toy Hall of Fame in Rochester, New York.
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You're Awesome, Buffalo!
"I don't know if you guys have been to the hotels in Buffalo, but they're not the nicest places in the world."- Tom Brady
This is the quote that has exploded all over my Twitter and Facebook like Spaghetti sauce in a microwave.
Buffalo is mad. Actually, some of Buffalo is mad. Most of the rest of Buffalo is mad at the people who are mad because it makes our city come
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Training Camp Fantasy Football = Fun
It's the beginning of Bills Training Camp and the beginning of camp means Training Camp Fantasy Football.
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Bachelorette Finale Recao- What's Best for Ricki
When I was 12, I went to the movies with my Dad to see Kevin Costner’s epic ‘Dances with Wolves’. I got an Olympic swimming pool-sized Mountain Dew. By the time Lieutenant Dunbar was speaking Sioux, I had to pee like there were greyhounds in my bladder. It was the most uncomfortable 3 hours of my life. Until Sunday night’s Bachelorette finale.
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Bauch: Cartwheels and Tutus on the Pitch
The mid-fielder is adjusting a pair of shorts that hang to his ankles. The right defender is practicing his cartwheels and improving with each attempt. The left defender is wearing a tutu. The goal keeper is using the net to support herself as she talks with some kids walking past the field behind her goal.
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Bachelorette Recap- The Men Tell All We Can Take
The worst week of the worst season of the worst show occurred last night. That’s a lot of ‘worsts’. Emily Maynard has narrowed down her blood-thirsty hunt for love down to 2 boyfriends; Jef with 1 ‘f’ and Arie. Arie will win the Game show next week but, first, ABC brings back all of Emily’s rejected boyfriends so they can tell all.
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Bachelorette Recap- The Heart-Break of Dumping 1-of-3 Boyfriends
Tonight’s episode of the Bachelorette wasn’t funny. It was very serious and very scary. There was a helicopter followed by more helicopters, boats, small planes, tears and buckets and buckets of tears.
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Bachelorette Recap- On a Scale of 1-to-Polish... We're Polish!
I know you guys have been messing around on these recaps all season but that bleep ends now. We’re in serious mode. There are only 3 more episodes of the Bachelorette before Arie wins and this week is the ‘hometown dates’ episode.
Emily Maynard has narrowed down her second televised search for love down to 4 guys, Arie (wins the show), Psycho Chris (psycho), Jef with 1
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Bachelorette Recap- Inches Away From the Ceiling of Hell
My friend Kevin Carlin has a joke about emergency rooms. They ask you to gauge your pain from 1-to-10 but it’s impossible to do. If you’re on fire, that’s a ‘10’ right? But what if a Wolverine bites you while you’re on fire? There’s always room for more pain. That’s what the Bachelorette is. It’s an emergency room full of immeasurable pain.
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Bachelorette Recap- America Exports Sluttiness
There are only a couple more weeks until Arie wins the Bachelorette. You are used to reading things like this but I sincerely mean it, last week’s episode of the Bachelorette was the worst I’ve seen. The recap was terrible. This week, we’re ready to get back to good times because Emily has brought her boyfriends to Croatia and ‘Croatia’ is the Croatian word for
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Bachelorette Recap- Completely Pointless Television
“I wanna rip off his limbs off and beat him with them. I wanna go West Virginia, Hood-rat backwoods on his ass.”- Emily Maynard
You would think with a quote like that that this show would be interesting but it’s not. Emily is down to 10 boyfriends. That’s almost like having no boyfriends. There isn’t much show to go until Arie wins this season of the
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Bachelorette Recap- 27 Minutes of Boat Racing
Holy Cow! Someone better stack some sandbags around the drama-meter ‘cause that sucker is about to blow! (Please be advised that we have already maximized the exclamation point usage for one blog in the first paragraph. We’ve essentially fouled out in the first quarter. This is serious.)
The preview for tonight’s Bachelorette episode promises a butt-ton of drama. There will
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Bachelorette Recap- Dolly Parton Won't Stop Singing
I uttered that exact expletive on Monday. I spent my Memorial Day drinking beer in a chair half submerged in Cazenovia Creek (pronounced ‘crick’). It was the greatest day of my life, until I realized that crap doesn’t take a holiday. It was a Bachelor recap night. Nothing destroys your good time like that sobering realization.
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Bachelorette Recap- Dolly Parton Won't Stop Singing
I uttered that exact expletive on Monday. I spent my Memorial Day drinking beer in a chair half submerged in Cazenovia Creek (pronounced ‘crick’). It was the greatest day of my life, until I realized that crap doesn’t take a holiday. It was a Bachelor recap night. Nothing destroys your good time like that sobering realization.
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Bachelorette Recap- Please Help Support the Muppets
In case you haven’t figured it out, this is going to be a long season of the Bachelorette. If you’re watching the show, you know what I’m talking about. If you’re just sifting through my recaps and looking for swear words, you’re in for a disappointing couple of months.
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Ten Thousand Goals
Every time the Buffalo Sabres score a goal it makes me happy. Whether the team is tied 0-0 in the 4th overtime of a playoff game against the New Jersey Devils or trailing the Ottawa Senators 5-to-1 late in the third period, I get a jolt of joy. Of course, the level of excitement varies, but I have never not been happy to see the Sabres score a goal.
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