My friend Kevin Carlin has a joke about emergency rooms. They ask you to gauge your pain from 1-to-10 but it’s impossib...

“I wanna rip off his limbs off and beat him with them. I wanna go West Virginia, Hood-rat backwoods on his ass.”-...

Holy Cow! Someone better stack some sandbags around the drama-meter ‘cause that sucker is about to blow! (Please be adv...

“Bleep”- WolfI uttered that exact expletive on Monday. I spent my Memorial Day drinking beer in a chair half subm...