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The worst week of the worst season of the worst show occurred last night. That’s a lot of ‘worsts’. Emily M...
Tonight’s episode of the Bachelorette wasn’t funny. It was very serious and very scary. There was a helicopter fo...
I know you guys have been messing around on these recaps all season but that bleep ends now. We’re in serious mode. The...
My friend Kevin Carlin has a joke about emergency rooms. They ask you to gauge your pain from 1-to-10 but it’s impossib...
There are only a couple more weeks until Arie wins the Bachelorette. You are used to reading things like this but I sincerely...
“I wanna rip off his limbs off and beat him with them. I wanna go West Virginia, Hood-rat backwoods on his ass.”-...
Holy Cow! Someone better stack some sandbags around the drama-meter ‘cause that sucker is about to blow! (Please be adv...
“Bleep”- WolfI uttered that exact expletive on Monday. I spent my Memorial Day drinking beer in a chair half subm...
“All of my good friends call me Wolf”- WolfWe’ve waited a long time for the return of the Bachelorette. Som...
It’s one last giant push to be on television, one sprawling reach at the lime light, one last desperate grasp at being ...
There are two kinds of people who read my Bachelor Recaps, those who actually watch the show and the lucky people; the people...
Ben Groban has narrowed down his search for love to 6 women. They’re in Belize. There is only one “Can you Belize...
Things are getting serious on everyone’s favorite television show. Ben has just over a dozen girlfriends remaining and ...
This week’s episode of the Bachelor takes us to Ben Groban’s hometown of Sonoma. Ben’s hometown is Sonoma. ...
Here are some quotes from last night’s Season Premiere of the Bachelor to start the recap:“It is beyond words how...
I’d compare surviving a season of Bachelor Pad to making it through this year's162-game Astros season, but it doesn&rsq...
I would like to take a brief moment to thank ABC for eliminating co-host Melissa Raycroft from the show. In adding nothing, M...
ABC takes their foot off of the gas a bit to give us all a break. Bachelor Pad is only 2 hours this week.Casey Mumbles wants ...
This world is full of egregious injustices; the cost of fountain pop at movie theatres, blacked out Pittsburgh Pirate games i...
I’d like to take a minute before I recap ABC’s ‘The Bachelorette- The Men Tell All’ episode to apolog...
Three of the worst episodes remain in this season of the Bachelorette . This is like biking 1,000 miles in the Tour de France...
Ashley is almost done torturing America. First she has to annoy a couple of families and then dump one of her boyfriends. It&...
If ABC made a dog the next Bachelorette and had twelve guys yelling, “Here boy!” while holding out Snausages for ...
I'm not going to lie to you guys, nothing happened this week. It was a painfully boring episode of the Bachelorette Monday Ni...
I wish the ‘Rapture’ people were right but the World did not end on Saturday so I have to watch another season of...
Because watching and recapping the Bachelor is about as much work as artifically inseminating Great White sharks, Ireserve th...
Last night’s episode of the Bachelor was very much like the Final Four in College basketball. It wasn’t at all li...
If Costa Rica had the answers, the Caribbean island of Anguilla revealed those answers. Brad Womack continues to travel aroun...
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I'm not going to lie to you guys, nothing happened this week. It was a painfully boring episode of the Bachelorette Monday Ni...
WhenIwas ten, Ipushed Tony Wagner off of his bike to impress my brothers. He fell and hit his head on the sidewalk.God notice...
Critics are calling last night’s episode of the Bachelor “pointless”. That’s if you consider me a cri...
Last night’s episode of the Bachelor was very much like the Final Four in College basketball. It wasn’t at all li...
If Costa Rica had the answers, the Caribbean island of Anguilla revealed those answers. Brad Womack continues to travel aroun...
Forget everything you know about the Bachelor because it’s about to change……Unless, you’ve watched ...
Could you just give me a chance to explain what happened on the Bachelor last night? Can I just explain?When we last left Bra...